NOTHING EXPRESSES ....

....the meaning of Christmas like a photo of one of your pets.


                                  

The boffins at Scissorshop really pull out all of the stops during the festive season.

DIETARY ADVICE

The boffins here at Scissorshop know a thing or two. 

Their advice should be heeded.

THE LIMITED MARKET

If you've got a niece that works at Cheltenham Ladies' College, I have just the card for you.

The Latest ....

.... marketing ploy from the boffins at Scissorshop.

(Shares will be available to buy as soon as I've printed them)

Oh ....

.... and these cards are ONLY available from the same place.

Scissorshop rocks ... and uses stones as well. I *heart* the RNLI.

FOR THE GIRLS AND BOYS ....

... who help people.

This remarkable card is only available here (<--- click *here*) In aid of the RNLI.

A Celeried Post - with benefits

This will sort the men from the ....

.... boys.

Sans 'winkle' ...

... for the sake of decency.

Some greetings have to be near the edge just to keep peeps on their toes.

Want a stand-out card?

Look no further.

(This can read 'BUT ISN'T IT CHRISTMAS?' or 'BUT ISN'T IT OUR ANNIVERSARY?' or anything you want)

Obviously ...

... ScissorShop has created the most wonderful Valentine's Card. A very cheap and meaningful way of showing appreciation.

However it would be very unwise to show it here as the recipient/s  deserve/s a surprise.

Save time and money...

... with the Universal Card.

The only drawback with this design is you'll have to make an effort to find a pen and actually write something. Excellent rates for bulk orders.

There was some ...

... discussion whether this works or not.

Personally I reckon anyone with half a brain will know what's going on.

It's always polite ...

... to say thank you.

You don't have to mean it but it would be nice.

History ...

... will teach us nothing if we ignore it.

Note to self

It's very important to actually read stuff and not just be a clever arse with puns.

Anniversary ...

... post.

My first effort was strenuously rejected. Motto - If you don't at first succeed have a mild panic attack and have another go.

Scissorshop ...

... isn't just about old fashioned values. Oh no, it's also about stealing stuff from the Interweave.

For instance there's an excellent site where you can create 'Keep Calm' images. You're meant to buy posters, mugs, mouse mats etc from the site after you've been creative. I suggest, humbly, that you create your own design and then nick a screen shot before anyone notices what you're up to!

I won't give a direct link as I could get rumbled. Just have a Google ... or whatever you do in the privacy of your own home.

It's a New Year ...

... time to start thinking about creating cards for all occasions.

Well, I think that's an excellent start and not at all upsetting.